West End Girls / Pet Shop Boys
mod note: this might not be entirely scientifically accurate
A transparent Apollo.
Imagine Bad Cop getting agitated in an interrogation and going to kick a chair, only to find out it was Kragled to the floor. So instead of the chair going flying, it basically hits back, and the pain in Bad Cop’s toes is unbearable, but he has to stand there and pretend he’s not about to cry in front of the prisoner.
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Working in retail in a nutshell
you come into my house. you disrespect my headcanons
ishimaru had the most realistic reaction to someone dying and everyone else was like dude wtf is wrong w him
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual